一隻貓的生活意見－GO GO 09
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有天早上，菲菲正在窗前整理儀容時，一不小心摔出窗外，當牠正經八百慢慢踱回屋內，恰巧碰上出來探個究竟的主人，這一瞬間，菲菲知道自己不是隻普通的貓，牠是專屬主人、獨一無二的貓咪。
菲菲為了全貓族的福祉，決定提供秘訣給諸位小貓，於是我們才知道，原來一隻貓的行為有準則可循，牠可以既狡猾、無辜、又可愛、溫和，令人又愛又恨！
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[Rule 1] Never stifle your inner kitten. Instead, find ways to explore your creative talents.
絕不要壓抑你內心的小貓咪，而是要想辦法啟發你的創造天份。
[Rule 2] Cultivate the feline mystique.
培養貓科動物特有的狡黠魅力。
[Rule 3]Learn to deal effectively with children dogs and other inferiors.
學習如何好好地與小孩、狗以及其他次等同類打交道。
[rule 4] Let nothing keep you form your rightful place at the center of the universe. If your person seems preoccupied, find gentle ways to remind him that you are the most important being in the world.
沒有任何事情可以剝奪你正當的宇宙中心地位。如果你的主人因為別的事物分心，你就要設法技巧性地提醒他，你才是他的最愛。
[Rule 5] Make yourself comfortable at all times. Remember that nothing, NOTHING, NOTHING, is more important than your own comfort.
讓自己隨時都很舒服。要記住，沒有其他事會比你的舒適更重要。
[Rule 6] Practice the niceties of fine dining. 練習優雅進餐的訣竅。
[Rule 7] Remember, you inhabit the body which others can merely dream about. Pamper it accordingly. 記住，你存在於其他人只有作夢才能擁有的軀體，因此要好好地縱容它。
[Rule 8] Stay in peak physical condition. For every hour you sleep, spend five to ten seconds working out. 保持在良好的生理狀態。你睡覺的每一個小時，都要花五秒至十秒鐘好好發展自己的體能。
[9] Learn how to engender concern for your well-being.
設法提醒主人關心你的福祉。
[10] Do not come when called. Let your person come find you instead.
千萬不要讓主人對你有隨傳隨到的錯覺。讓主人自動找上門，才是上上之策。
[11] Everything that has to do with you is important-especially your litter box.
只有與你有關的事情才是最重要的事情，尤其是你的貓砂便盆。
[12] Humans are creatures of habit who, left to their own devices, can become quite dull. It is up to you to provide the stimulation that will make their lives rewarding and worthwhile.
人類是一種慣性動物。他們習慣安於僵化的現狀，不思長進與變通。因此適時提供刺激，使他們的生活充實有意義，正是你的任務。
[13] Always show your willingness to help. Do not wait for your person to point out what needs doing, rather take the initiative yourself.
積極表達你樂於提供協助的善意。凡事自動自發，別等主人開口要求。
[14] Go out of your way to participate when guests are present.
排除萬難，設法出席賓客雲集的家庭盛宴，絕不要錯過。
[15] Attend to the health and safety of your person. A premature death could leave you bereft of a can-opener.
隨時留意主人的健康及安全。主人的英年早逝，會讓你連開罐器都保不住。
[16] Be creative at inventing your own amusements.
要發揮創造力，想出更多消遣的花樣，自娛娛人。
[17] Remember that you are the arbiter of good taste and moral tone in all situations. Do not hesitate to set the proper standard.
要記住你是優雅品味、善良風俗及道德操守的仲裁者。而且永遠要堅守標準，絕不輕言妥協。
[18] Remember, you are an alien and were sent to rule.
記住，你是被派送到地球統治人類的外星異族。
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